My Hublot Big Bang Replica Lasted Exactly One Week – Here’s What Died First

First Impressions: The Illusion

The watch arrived in a surprisingly nice box – faux carbon fibre, felt lining, even a “certificate” that looked almost convincing. First glance was genuinely impressive. The skeleton dial had layers. The rubber strap felt soft. The weight was heavy enough to feel substantial. I wore it to a client lunch and caught myself admiring my own wrist. For about four hours, I believed I had found the loophole.


Day by Day: The Collapse

Day 1: The chronograph second hand worked perfectly – then got stuck at 8 o’clock. Reset did nothing.

Day 3: The date wheel stopped flipping at midnight. It now changes at 4am – and only halfway, leaving two dates partially visible.

Day 5: The rubber strap started peeling around the edges where it meets the case. Faux carbon fibre my foot.

Day 7: The crown literally unscrewed in my hand when I tried to set the time. Not the crown itself – the entire winding stem came out with it.

I put it back in the box and never wore it again.


The Verdict: Not Worth the Paper It Was Shipped In

£460 for a watch that lasted seven days and had three major mechanical failures. The seller’s response? “This is normal for Hublot replica. You can buy spare parts from us for £80.” At that point, I’d have been better off buying a £500 G-Shock that could survive a war, or a genuine Tissot that would outlast my mortgage. The Hublot replica looked the part – until it didn’t. And when it fell apart, it fell apart in every way possible, all at once.